Hypocrisy

The hypocrisy of the human race never ceases to amaze me. Yes, I'm speaking about humanity at large. No, I'm not talking about any person in particular unless you count me as a person - I'm really starting to wonder. But today, being inside my head made me despise myself. I am a hypocrite. No matter how hard I try to keep my words, motives, and doings consistent, I fail. I realized that anew today. Last day of the semester, and in the midst of my celebration I pause to think solemnly about my own hypocrisy, then return full force to celebrating. Illustrating again my seeming dedication to the Brotherhood of Hypocrites.

[deep breath]

Mini rant is over. You can return to your normal, undisturbed lives.