Tantrum

*warning: this is a slight dramatization*

[wails, groans, flails arms and legs, screams, falls on floor, starts kicking it and beating at it, bangs head repeatedly, continues screaming and crying] MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!! I WANT IT TO BE THE WEEKEND!!!!! AND I WANT MY EXAMS TO BE OVER WITH!!!!!!!!!!

[suddenly remembers that she's a college student without a Mommy here to hear her wailings and postpone the exams and sits straight up, trying to remember what the word 'dignity' means] Hm! ah-hem! Yes. Well. Off to study then.