Liz was talking about neuroses the other day. I think neuroses are fun. Well.... They're amusing at least. I suggested we should find a psychiatrist to torment this weekend. That might be amusing too. = )
My Catalog of Neuroses:
(well, the top four anyway. Hang on, I might be able to come up with a fifth. )
1. Perfectionism
2. Self-esteem
3. Horrible Mood-Swings
4. Fiddly-ism
5. Don't-Like-Dogs-ism
And yes, Fiddly-ism is a neurosis. It's the most deadly of them all. If you don't get diagnosed and treated early on for Fiddly-ism, it can lead to terrible consequences. You might end up with a favorite pencil you can't write without, because you've always fiddled with it while writing. Thankfully my favorite pencil is a mechanical pencil, so as long as I don't lose it, it will live forever. Think what a tragedy it would be if my favorite pencil eventually ceased to be!
Ok, so I made up the fifth one.
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not as good as an ice cream cone, but better than a sharp stick in the eye. so on the scale of drug use to fairy tales, this blog is pretty healthy.
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- I never live with balance. I always wake up nervous. Light comes at me sideways; I hold my breath forever. I never live with balance, though I've always liked the notion. I feel that endless hunger for energy and motion.
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So what do I have? Obsessive-reading-ism? Don't-like-small-children-ism? Caffiene addiction (oh, wait. I think that one's real, too)? Can't-stand-my-roommates-ism? Compulsive-blogging-ism?
Oh dang. I forgot obessive-blog-posting-ism. That would've made a really good fifth one. or obsessive-blog-reading-ism.
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