RhymeZone

I got a bit bored today, what with holing up in my room to avoid the dog and all, so I thought I'd visit rhymezone.com and have a bit of fun. That fun turned into a lot of ridiculousness, which I will now share with you all.

There once was a carrot,
who got strangled with a garrot.
You see it made enemies political,
On account of its being too analytical.
All falacies in logic,
even from the most demagogic,
were easy for the carrot to decipher.

This poor carrot, however, soon exploded,
for it had been frightfully goaded.
Because it was so hypercritical,
It could not stand anything hypocritical.
When in itself it found a failing,
it began ailing, and wailing, and flailing.

Thank you! Thank you very much! I'll be here all summer! [bows wildly to the left and the right, tries to bow backwards, falls over and knocks herself on the head] Ow!

Thank oo ver' mush, I'w be he' all shummer...
*little floaty star thingies*